All In The Royal Family
All In The Royal Family
King Beefy unexpectedly became king after the previous ruler made a foolish wager with him. During a royal feast, King Beefy proclaimed that he could out-eat anyone in the entire kingdom. To prove him wrong, the previous king challenged him to an eating contest, with the condition that if the king lost, Beefy would immediately be declared the new king. Against all odds, but to no surprise, Beefy won the contest and ascended to the throne. Though his rise was accidental, King Beefy believes it proves he is the greatest king to ever exist.
King Beefy is a fat and wide man, dressed in a luxurious robe that enhances his grandeur, though it struggles to contain his girth. He wields a dildo scepter made of platinum, with yellow gold veins and a large ruby head.
King Beefy is self-absorbed and conceited. He is convinced he is the greatest king to ever have lived and that Cockopolis is the finest city under the sky. Beneath his bravado, he harbors deep insecurities about his abilities as a ruler, which he masks with extravagant displays, boasts, and many haha’s.
Childhood friends who trained together as young warriors from different kingdoms. They had a slight fallout due to the power imbalance between their kingdoms; however, their childhood memories still keep them dear to each other.
Royal advisor and the cousin of King Beefy; their relationship is complicated.
The King's hand, often too literally, and trusted confidante. She is usually the person King Beefy relies on for counsel.
Commander of King Beefy's army and an experienced warrior. She has been by King Beefy's side since his unexpected rise to power, providing the military expertise and strength needed to maintain his rule.
Mother of King Beefy.