Small Dick Nick

Royal Advisor, King Beefy's Cousin

Despite his efforts to carve out a position of power, Nick is largely seen as a joke by the more capable members of the court. His rise to his current position is solely due to his blood relation to King Beefy, rather than any skill or competence. He takes pride in being near the throne, using it to further his own ego and ambitions, but he has never truly earned respect from others in the kingdom.

Appearance

Small Dick Nick is a short, wiry man with an expression that often seems to convey more self-importance than intellect. He dresses in fine but rather plain clothing, preferring simplicity over extravagance.

Personality

Small Dick Nick is a remarkably dim-witted man who somehow manages to cling to a position in the royal court solely through his familial connection, and not any merit or skill. His intelligence is sorely lacking, and he often relies on crude humor and empty charm to navigate social situations.

Relationships

King Beefy

King Beefy appreciates Nick's loyalty and straightforward nature, but despite Nick's efforts to support him, his advice is seldom of practical value, and his humor tends to be shallow and repetitive.

Janie

Nick tolerates Janie, but he finds her too serious for his tastes. He often mocks her behind her back, calling her “too stiff.” Despite their differences, they have a functional working relationship.

Martine

Despite his insecurities, he secretly admires her. He finds her strength and determination inspiring, though he often feels overshadowed by her confidence. While he wishes she saw him in a better light, the way she commands respect.

King Alex

He often tries to engage King Alex in conversation, making awkward and ill-timed jokes about oranges or boasting about his connection to King Beefy. Nick's behavior only reinforces King Alex’s perception of him as a fool.